What’s the difference between me and a mosquito?? The mosquito stops sucking after u slap it…
#189
Posted by Greg Linster on April 26, 2013
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2013/04/26/189/
#188
I want to meet the couple who’s “how we met” story is “He sent me a dick pic on Twitter and I just felt this instant connection to him.”
Posted by Greg Linster on February 16, 2013
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2013/02/16/188/
#187
I can’t stop laughing at you silly girls that are upset that you didn’t get an award for sucking cock… Life will go on, I assure you.
Christy Mack
Posted by Greg Linster on January 22, 2013
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2013/01/22/187/
#186
I thought, “I like cock. I like boobs. Why not?!”
Mika Tan
Posted by Greg Linster on December 21, 2012
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2012/12/21/186/
#185
Ladies, desperation is only cute when you’re on your knees begging for a load.
Posted by Greg Linster on December 18, 2012
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2012/12/18/185/
#184
I’m constantly letting my dude stuff my ass like a butterball turkey, I think the least he could do is pay for my Zoom whitening
Posted by Greg Linster on November 27, 2012
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2012/11/27/184/
#183
If at first you don’t succeed…… add more lube.
Posted by Greg Linster on November 20, 2012
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2012/11/20/183/
#182
I can only appreciate blind rigidity in dicks. It’s just annoying otherwise.
Posted by Greg Linster on November 19, 2012
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2012/11/19/182/
#181
I bought a blazer with elbow patches. I can teach college now!
Dana DeArmond
Posted by Greg Linster on November 16, 2012
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2012/11/16/181/
#180
It was crack house hot up in that room!
Kendra Lust
Posted by Greg Linster on November 15, 2012
http://www.aphoristiccocktails.com/2012/11/15/180/