I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin


And Jesus said come unto me. For Jesus loveth bukakke.

Matthew 11:69


The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

William Faulkner


Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old age regret.

Benjamin Disraeli


10 yr anniversary n the porn industry just passed… Glad I’m still sane & moving onto new things n my life cuz how many loads can 1 take

Eva Angelina


What’s the difference between me and a mosquito?? The mosquito stops sucking after u slap it…

Abella Anderson


I want to meet the couple who’s “how we met” story is “He sent me a dick pic on Twitter and I just felt this instant connection to him.”


I can’t stop laughing at you silly girls that are upset that you didn’t get an award for sucking cock… Life will go on, I assure you.

Christy Mack


I thought, “I like cock. I like boobs. Why not?!”

Mika Tan


Ladies, desperation is only cute when you’re on your knees begging for a load.

Brooklyn Lee