What’s the difference between me and a mosquito?? The mosquito stops sucking after u slap it…
I want to meet the couple who’s “how we met” story is “He sent me a dick pic on Twitter and I just felt this instant connection to him.”
I can’t stop laughing at you silly girls that are upset that you didn’t get an award for sucking cock… Life will go on, I assure you.
I thought, “I like cock. I like boobs. Why not?!”
Ladies, desperation is only cute when you’re on your knees begging for a load.
I’m constantly letting my dude stuff my ass like a butterball turkey, I think the least he could do is pay for my Zoom whitening
If at first you don’t succeed…… add more lube.
I can only appreciate blind rigidity in dicks. It’s just annoying otherwise.
I bought a blazer with elbow patches. I can teach college now!
It was crack house hot up in that room!